message board game!!

[jtntwozz]

This is a fun game that nearly every forum I go to has!

Its called the message board game!
One person types a sentence to a story, and everyone adds one sentence to it. Eventually, it will get really random, and thats when reading it will be funny.

Heres the first sentence:

Bob is an average guy living an average life.

some rules:

First, I will be following this thread, so keep it on-topic and clean. Second, please quote the person above you so we know which sentence is following which. Sometimes people post at the same time, so it gets messed up. If you notice that you posted but somebody else already used the sentence you quoted, please go back and edit it.

[quartus]

Bob is an average guy living an average life.

He think life sucks and decides to go and eat a pizza. :D

[jtntwozz]

He think life sucks and decides to go and eat a pizza. :D

he went to pizza hut where he met george w bush

[Chingar]

Bush asked him if this was where that meeting was where they made decisions.

[zeem35]

he went to pizza hut where he met george w bush

When he met George W Bush he asked how much have u spent finding Osama Bin Laden and How much r u gonna spend in fututre,, :rolleyes:

[jtntwozz]

When he met George W Bush he asked how much have u spent finding Osama Bin Laden and How much r u gonna spend in fututre,, :rolleyes:


at that moment, an atomic bomb landed and bob flew all the way to hawaii

[Jose_R.A.M]

at that moment, an atomic bomb landed and bob flew all the way to hawaii

but the plane had a hijacker on it, and it crashed before he got there

[quartus]

but the plane had a hijacker on it, and it crashed before he got there
But fortunately, Bob jumped out through a window and as a consequence fell randomly towards the ground, missed it and landed on Venus.

[Jose_R.A.M]

But fortunately, Bob jumped out through a window and as a consequence fell randomly towards the ground, missed it and landed on Venus.

which at this time of day was filled with triple chocolate ice-cream, which bob scoffed up all by himself :p

[quartus]

which at this time of day was filled with triple chocolate ice-cream, which bob scoffed up all by himself :p
The ice-cream weight heavy in Bob's stomache and he began to feel ill and started hallucinate about pink elephants and income tax.

[fabarati]

which at this time of day was filled with triple chocolate ice-cream, which bob scoffed up all by himself :p
suddenly oompah-loompahs appeared from everywhere and started singing...

[Jose_R.A.M]

suddenly oompah-loompahs appeared from everywhere and started singing...

...the oompaloompah national anthem, hand on their heart, voices bleeting loud, orange faces gleeming, sweet harmony until..

[tedwardo]

...the oompaloompah national anthem, hand on their heart, voices bleeting loud, orange faces gleeming, sweet harmony until..
until willy wonka appeared with his AK and shot the buggers down

[Jose_R.A.M]

until willy wonka appeared with his AK and shot the buggers down

but it wasnt really willy wonka - it was actually bob in disguise

[shaheen]

and he escaped from jail again to try and kill bart

[Jose_R.A.M]

and he escaped from jail again to try and kill bart

but as always, he fails, Bart foils his plans and Bob gets incarcerated for life on the moon of Pluto

[-Chin_Chai-]

but as always, he fails, Bart foils his plans and Bob gets incarcerated for life on the moon of Pluto


He saw a civilazation of aliens and suddenly an alien named plutonium came to him

[Jose_R.A.M]

He saw a civilazation of aliens and suddenly an alien named plutonium came to him

Plutonium was a female of the species - more deadly than the male - and was rather attracted to Bob

[tedwardo]

who had one ear, named joseph, who was extrmely philosohpical.

[Jose_R.A.M]

who had one ear, named joseph, who was extrmely philosohpical.

He wanted to find the paradox of why is it that one sock always goes missing in the wash?

[tedwardo]

suddenly a man named Osaka VanDen Yarty appeared from nowhere wearing a giant sock & smelling of cheese....

[Jose_R.A.M]

Revelations for Joseph the ear of Plutonium, alien from pluto, wife of bob - It was Osaka VanDen Yarty, the phantom sock-cheese-eating-thief all along

[tedwardo]

who drove a honda civic, which was red, and had a huge spoiler in the shape of...

[Jose_R.A.M]

a big ugly green shrek foot, which it actually was, since shrek had his foot amputated when donkey bit him and gave him rabees.

[tedwardo]

which is incidently, the name of bobs baby, who was purple and gold with stripes of yellow, and who had an IQ of 36

[Jose_R.A.M]

which is about 36 points more than his president

[tedwardo]

who was called goerge bush, who had an unusual addiction to looking like a monkey and starting stupid wars over mustachiod dictators named saddam

[Jose_R.A.M]

who was called goerge bush, who had an unusual addiction to looking like a monkey and starting stupid wars over mustachiod dictators named saddam

even though he was called george bush, this was a cover up because his real name was stacie-ann kipling and in his spare time, made exceedingly good cakes

[tedwardo]

and exceedingly bad political descicions, with the help of his pet hippopotamous, Mr. Papadopolous

[Jose_R.A.M]

and exceedingly bad political descicions, with the help of his pet hippopotamous, Mr. Papadopolous

the husband of GMTV psychologist Dr. Linda Papadopolous, who is secretly having an affair with Eamon Mary Holmes

[tedwardo]

who is secretly the love child of tony blair and gordon brown

[Jose_R.A.M]

who is secretly the love child of tony blair and gordon brown

and the pair are to have a joint wedding with prince charles and camilla parka jacket bowles!

[tedwardo]

which will be held in a cable car, high in the alps of france, the wedding was going smoothly, until...

[Jose_R.A.M]

an army of chipmunks, and their leader chippus daleus, descended from the heavens and severed the cables with their re-inforced polycarbonate diamond encrusted gnashers.

[fabarati]

then everybody went out for icecream

[Jose_R.A.M]

then everybody went out for icecream

except for bob (the pig) who already had 2 giga-tons of tripple chocolate ice-cream from venus - which he's yet to recover from

[tedwardo]

and then fat uncle papelli served up a treat of ice cream for all, including many tasty sauces, bob had strawberry ice cream with chili sauce, a stomach melting combination.

[fabarati]

but what no one realised was that the icecream was full of anthrax. except for bobs, his was full of sugar.

[tedwardo]

which was made of uncle papelli's toenail clippings

[jtntwozz]

bob then decided to go to SE's factory and steal a SE K5209i

[Jose_R.A.M]

he put a mini metal/palstic eating macine in it, and returned it back to the s.e. factoy.

[-Chin_Chai-]

suddenly he was caught by nokia spys, who r assigned to sabotage SE's production line

[Jose_R.A.M]

but it was too late, and S.E. was doomed to failure.

[jtntwozz]

bob was now a wanted man.. so he went to the bahamas to hide

[Jose_R.A.M]

bob was now a wanted man.. so he went to the bahamas to hide

he lived there for the next 70 years where he died, leaving his child, DonkeyFoot, to live the legacy

[fabarati]

then he found a time machine and went back to before this story started. 12.346728143687893489789753 seconds to be exact

[commedecargons]

And Bob started to chat up with stupid George W Bush...

[fabarati]

who vomited all over mischa barton from the OC

[Jose_R.A.M]

benjamin mckenzie leaped infront of her to save the day

[quartus]

...and then they all come to the conclusion that they were all just some illusions created by their unconscious minds, meaning they don't exist and therefor aren't approved for mongolian citizenship.

[Jose_R.A.M]

The End....














....or Is It?

[jtntwozz]

The End....














....or Is It?


bob woke up and realized whatever had happened was just a dream

[difenbaker]

bob woke up and realized whatever had happened was just a dream

then he got up from the bed, took a shower, and had some breakfast. He then had an inkling to go out shopping. So he dressed up almost stepping on his dog's tail as he went out the door. A few feet from the house he suddenly...

[fabarati]

started to shag everything in sight starting with his next-door neighbor.

[commedecargons]

And suddenly bob woke up and finds hinself again dreaming of dreaming within a dream. ?!? :confused: Then Bob again decided to go shopping, he went to the nearest malls and started to crazily shop for phones and gadgets, he bought a Nokia 9500, 6680, 6630, then went to buy a Sony PSP, Apple iPOD photo, Sonyericsson ROB1, P910 and then when he decided to go home, he wandered around and suddenly ..... he woke up again.....

[-Chin_Chai-]

... This time he woke up with full of cash around him, he has no idea wat had happened the night b4, but he jst ignored it and decided to spend the money

[jtntwozz]

... This time he woke up with full of cash around him, he has no idea wat had happened the night b4, but he jst ignored it and decided to spend the money

he bought a ticket to the liverpool vs juventus champions leaugue match.. it was kickoff................

[Jose_R.A.M]

and bob streaked across the pitch, stole the ball and ran into the changing rooms

[commedecargons]

and there he found out that EPL was just a trick game full of bribes and lies.......

[jtntwozz]

during the game, he met this beautiful girl called joanne.. he fell in love with her.

[Jose_R.A.M]

they got married, escaped to japan where they set up an ice cream shot and had 10 children, with the names Billy-bob, bob jr, bobby, robert, rob, robby, roberta, berty, berta and icharrus,

[zeem35]

wow then he took her for a candle light dinner..

[commedecargons]

and turns to be a REAL candle light dinner which they were served candles... fried candles, candle with barbeque sauce, and candles with matches.. a dessert they had .

[Jose_R.A.M]

as expected, this candle lit dinner took a turn for the worse when bob clumsily knocked the table and pushed one of the lit candles on to joanna's origami dress.

[fabarati]

(not part of the story: i wrote something but when i wanted to post it, it disapeared, so i'm not going to write it again. FYI it contained "d'oh" in japanese)

[mundets]

Joanna lit up in flames, but then Bob jumped on top of her but unfortunately did not manage to extinguish the fire. :(

[Jose_R.A.M]

Joanna's funeral was very nice - everyone turned up, unfortunately joanna wasn't dead.

[jtntwozz]

so they went to eat ice cream

[Jose_R.A.M]

the walls magnum SENSES varieties icecream! yum!

[tedwardo]

featuring REAL body parts, that come from a hybrid mutant with detachable body parts for extra convenience

[Jose_R.A.M]

the ice cream had unbelievably high doses of afluotoxins which paralyzed eveyone.

[ishaanranderia]

everyone except bob, as he had already been immunized for it on venus, so now he decided to take revenge on the ice cream man for paralyzing others

[Jose_R.A.M]

...by pushing him into an industrial meat grinder....

[fabarati]

that didn't work, so they went and got ice cream.

[Jose_R.A.M]

the ice-cream man lives and files a law suit against bob for attempted murder.

[tedwardo]

but the judge was none other than UNCLE PALELLI who somejow, through a severe operversion of justice, managed to get bob put in a tank of water suspended upside down that was also filled with giant man eating piranhas with who all had a taste for ice cream

[Jose_R.A.M]

but no one knew that bob was actually MIGHTY-GUY the super hero and he broke out of the tank and teleported to the Hilton Hotel

[jtntwozz]

they went to the white house to have a honourary dinner

[Jose_R.A.M]

Bill Clinton was back in power, with Bush as the first lady

[fabarati]

and sadam as secreteray of the state and osama as head of the department of homeland security

[Jose_R.A.M]

They all went for a McFlurry!

[fabarati]

wich threw feces up in their faces, so they went and got Ben & Jerry Ice cream. MMMMM.... Ice cream....

[-Chin_Chai-]

suddenly they saw paris hilton...

[Jose_R.A.M]

's phonebook and decided to funny phone call everyone

[fabarati]

who was named nicole richie

[Jose_R.A.M]

Nicole knew it was Hilton, got soooooooooo mad, went into Paris' room(next door!) and slapped her silly

[tedwardo]

tedwardo then asked where the phrase slapped her silly came from

[Jose_R.A.M]

some guy answers "i dont know, it was on tv" and continues to talk on messenger

[fabarati]

and then spongebob squarepants started to sing "I'm a gay poof and my boyfriend is patrick, my pink starfish friend", and we all joined in and sang as loud as we could. then we went out for ice cream

[fabarati]

(not in story= we should print this as a book when we got about 200 pages)

[Jose_R.A.M]

sandy was pissed off cos she was spongebob's wife and all this time he's been havin an affair with paddy

[tedwardo]

and paddy has a stupid irish name and tedwardo's stil confused and talkin on messenger while watchin good old spongebob m'boy

(away from story = spongbob was originally gna b called spongeboy, thts why in one episode mr crab sez "spongeboy m'bob)

[Jose_R.A.M]

spongebob, poor kid, he died, he died, they said he was ok, they lied they lied.

[fabarati]

but then he came back to life, like jesus. everyone saud:"wait? WTF? spongebob is jesus? let's fall to our knees and pray", but then it turned out it wasn't spongebo himself, but a spongebob doll...

[Jose_R.A.M]

it wasnt even a spongebob doll - it was just a sponge.

[fabarati]

then god came down from heaven and told everyone off for worshipping statues, but everyone laughed at him, since he is a mixture of furry little rodent, a wilderbeast and an elefant. and he is purple and brown and red and grey and...

[Jose_R.A.M]

then someguy woke up and thought about this wierd dream, went out and had ....wait for it....AN ICE-CREAM!

[fabarati]

but it turned out it wasn't a dream, so he got - yes, you guessed it got more ice cream. god was there in person by the way, he got a big bucket of Ben & Jerry rocky-road ice cream.

[Jose_R.A.M]

the rocky road was so gorgeous that he ate it alllllllllllllllllllllllll up and gained 300lbs

[fabarati]

but since he was god, he magicked the pounds away

[tedwardo]

and they got added to the spongebob- who is a doll- who is actually only a sponge

[fabarati]

that turned out to be god, but not really.

[Jose_R.A.M]

and they all got sent to a mental asylum, put in a room next to mr jackson, michael

[fabarati]

who was in fact a big fat white man, who wasn't michael jackson at all

[tedwardo]

who incidentally lived in a place called neverland, much like peter pan, who had a pirate who wanted to kill him, who was chased by a crocodile with a clock in its stomach that never ran out

[Jose_R.A.M]

and featured on the simpsons

[tedwardo]

a cartoon show where everyone has 4 fingers and is yellow

[Jose_R.A.M]

then unfortunately the sun blew up and somehow turned into a black hole and sucked everything in site

[fabarati]

and the universe was transformed into an ice-cream one

[Jose_R.A.M]

toenail clipping flavoured ice cream

[fabarati]

if the toenails were vanilla-flavoured

[Jose_R.A.M]

vanilla that expired in 1903

[fabarati]

and because you get high on that, everyone was very happy

[Jose_R.A.M]

happy in a sad way

[fabarati]

and sad in a marissa from "the OC" way (alcoholic)

[Jose_R.A.M]

everyone went to see a shrink

[fabarati]

who was frasier, from frasier

[Jose_R.A.M]

they aired the shrink session on radio for everyone to hear

[fabarati]

but no one lissened because video killed the radio star

[Jose_R.A.M]

the end

[Jose_R.A.M]

REBORN!

Once upon a time there was a guy called Billy-Bob...

[carcomptoy]

Sorry I'm a late comer...what's this thread all about?:p

[Jose_R.A.M]

Sorry I'm a late comer...what's this thread all about?:p


its a thread where one person writes one line of a story and their line can be about anything. it makes strange/funny reading.

[carcomptoy]

"I am too weak..."

LOL see if you can guess what movie that's from:D

[marwan]

and billy bob had a secret admirer called Shaheen....

[Jose_R.A.M]

one day they met up by chance at Mc D'S

[carcomptoy]

So that's why he broke up with Angelina...lucky for Brad Pitt:p

[marwan]

you mean billy bob!

[carcomptoy]

Oh OF COURSE:p

[commedecargons]

and billy bob received numerous gifts from his secret admirer, including a Sharp GX30, a P900, a S700, an Xcute DV1 and such.... he's still counting tho~ maybe billy just cant get enough.... poor thing his secret admirer had to keep on buying these things for him.... :D

[carcomptoy]

It all makes sense now! He'll probably be forced to buy him an N90!

[Jose_R.A.M]

and billy bob received numerous gifts from his secret admirer, including a Sharp GX30, a P900, a S700, an Xcute DV1 and such.... he's still counting tho~ maybe billy just cant get enough.... poor thing his secret admirer had to keep on buying these things for him.... :D

lol...*claps hands for comme*...